voidbat:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

notkatniss:

waterlogged-pineapple:

never forget Sarah Paulson quitting her job after 20 minutes because she couldn’t spell parmesan

islamstan:

i don’t know how to tell you guys this but im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips

lesbiahades:

being a lesbian? that’s self care babey!

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

coltre:

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

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